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Animal Jokes - Really ugly
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady is furious and she storms past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked off now.

The next day she saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so pissed off that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill that damn bird.

The store manager promised that the parrot wouldn't say it again.

When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady."

She paused and said, "Yes?"

And the bird said, "You know."


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