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A man went to the pet store one day in the hopes of finding a talking parrot. He looks around the store, and they have everything, dogs, cats, turtles, even lizards. After wandering around for a while he finds what appears to be the only parrot in the store. He picks it up without a second thought and buys it.
As he is driving home the parrot is squawking and yelling insults at him the whole way home. He gets home and trys everything he can to get it to be quiet, he plays soft music, talks nicely to it, reads stories, everything he can possibly think of. The parrot is still cursing and squawking and being a nuisance when the man finally loses his temper. He picks up the bird and throws it into the freezer, where it lands among his dinner and slams the door behind it.
The bird is still making noise and squawking around but after a few minutes it stops. The man, worried that he has hurt it or killed it, quickly opens the freezer and the parrot walks out onto his arm.
The first thing it says is, "Thank you so very much for letting me out of the freezer." The man, very puzzled, begins to ask the parrot why it was being so polite when the parrot says, "May I ask what the chicken did?" |
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