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There was a guy, and he was kind of stumbling around town, slightly drunk. He walks through the front door of a bar, and calls for a drink. The bartender arrived, and said, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you a drink, because it appears that you have already had one too many," and he offers to call a cab. The guy said no, and walked back out the front door of the bar.
A few minutes later, he walks through the side door of the same bar, sits down, and calls for a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you a drink, because you've already had too much," and again offers to call a cab. The guy curses, and walkes back out the side door of the bar.
A few minutes later, the guy walks through the back door of the same bar, sits down, and calls for a drink. The bartender came and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve you a drink because you're already drunk! Now I call a cab, or I call the police!"
The guy looks at the bartender, and says, "Dang! How many bars do you work at?" |
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