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I know when you've been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk, sister!
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
Screw the "nice" list - I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
That is not a candy cane in my pocket. Honey, I am just glad to see you! |
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