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Kid's letter to North Pole comes back stamped, "Dream on Chester"
Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
Along with presents, Santa leaves bills for shipping and handling
By the time he gets to your house, all he has left are peanuts
Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a reindeer head in his bed
Instead of "naughty" or "nice," Santa has him on the "dork" list
First words when kid gets on his lap are, "Touch my beard and I'll put the hurt on you!"
Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!" |
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