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Little Johnny's teacher told his class that if they could answer her questions each Friday, then they would not have to come to school on Monday.
The first week the teacher asked, "How many blades of grass are on the football field?". Of course no one knew the answer, so the children had to come to school on Monday.
The next week the teacher asked "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" Once again, nobody knew the answer, so they had to come to school on Monday again.
By the third week, Little Johnny was getting tired of coming to school on Monday. So right before the teacher asked the question, Little Johnny rolled a pair of 8 balls from a pool table down the aisle of desks.
"Who's the comedian with the two black balls!?!" shouted the teacher. Little Johnny replied "Bill Cosby - see ya Tuesday!" |
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